I’d like another drink I think,
Another drink to make me pink.
I think I’ll drink until I stink,
I’ll drink until I cannot blink.

Perhaps I’ll have a shot of rye,
The rye I spy with my own eye.
Some rye to make me fly so high,
I think that I could touch the sky.

Or maybe I will have some rum.
It’s not so dumb to have sum rum.
I’ll drink until I fall on my bum,
Or until my head goes numb.

Some vodka would be very nice,
Or wine or maybe scotch on ice.
Perhaps kahlua would entice,
I’ll drink it once I’ll drink it twice.

Perhaps some gin to make me grin,
It’s not a sin to want some gin.
A 26 would make me spin,
And then I again I will begin,

I want some beer to make me cheer,
Hurray! Hurrah! A cheer for beer!
I will not stick it in my ear,
Hurray! Hurrah! I’m here for beer.

I’ll drink with my friends Jack and Ron,
I’ll drink until my livers gone.
I’ll invite Sam and Bud and you,
And Captain Morgan can come too.

I’m loaded now I have to go,
My brain is working very slow.
There’s just one thing I need to know;
Where’s the can? I have to go