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Pride
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Number of posts: 763
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Location: Victoria, Australia
Registration date: 2007-10-06
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 |  Subject: JOKES & RIDDLES  11th October 2007, 04:06 | |
| i made this one up myself why did the man where clothes? (answer below) because he didnt want to be naked |
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amandakerk
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Number of posts: 366
Age: 18
Location: Kicken it in the land of the free
Registration date: 2007-10-24
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES & RIDDLES 8th November 2007, 19:00 | |
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Milliardo
Number of posts: 811
Location: In the Deep South enjoying Sweet Tea
Registration date: 2007-10-05
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES & RIDDLES 8th November 2007, 19:05 | |
| There is a small room, 4x4x8x. One window and a locked door. .The only other thing in there was a patch of water. The prisioner was gone! How did he escape? |
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Pride
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Number of posts: 763
Age: 16
Location: Victoria, Australia
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES & RIDDLES 9th November 2007, 23:21 | |
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Pride
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Number of posts: 763
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES & RIDDLES 9th November 2007, 23:21 | |
| why did billy fall off the swing..... because his mum threw a fridge at him |
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Pride
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Number of posts: 763
Age: 16
Location: Victoria, Australia
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES & RIDDLES 9th November 2007, 23:22 | |
| why did he plain crash... because the pilot was a loaf of bread |
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Milliardo
Number of posts: 811
Location: In the Deep South enjoying Sweet Tea
Registration date: 2007-10-05
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES & RIDDLES 10th November 2007, 00:22 | |
| HOW did he climb out the window? Its friggin 8 ft tall!!!you would at least have to be 8'5" to reach it!!! |
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Pride
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Number of posts: 763
Age: 16
Location: Victoria, Australia
Registration date: 2007-10-06
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES & RIDDLES 11th November 2007, 01:05 | |
| he was small but he had a big heart. so he stepped on his big heart to find out he couldnt reach it, then thought of something happy, got a big smile stepped on that and walked out......duh why else |
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Divine Empire
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Registration date: 2007-11-12
| | Subject: Re: JOKES & RIDDLES 12th November 2007, 09:32 | |
| This topic died, didn't it? |
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Pride
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Milliardo
Number of posts: 811
Location: In the Deep South enjoying Sweet Tea
Registration date: 2007-10-05
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES & RIDDLES 22nd November 2007, 23:47 | |
| Your lost in the woods, and you come to a crossroad. You dont know which way to go. There is a Machine that will give you the directions home. It is called ZX123. It always tells the truth. It cost $.25 to use. You happen to have $.25 in your pocket. Its the only quarter you got. there is just one other problem. there is an identical machine called ZX321. Every thing is the same except that it always lies. Its getting dark and your hungry and tired. Now that you know whats going on, how do you know which machine is which and how do you know if it will give you the right way home? Rember you have just on quarter. One question. One answer. Truth or lie? Will you stay lost forever? |
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Grannus
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Number of posts: 486
Age: 20
Location: Florida, USA
Registration date: 2007-10-05
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES & RIDDLES 23rd November 2007, 07:14 | |
| do the machines point in a direction or do they list the directions as in it says it in words? If it is a pointer, then that is easy the lying machine would poin in evry direction but your house and you would see this and head in that direction while the truth machine will only point in the one direction.this way you always have the right direction, if it is by listing than the answer I don't know how it would work yet< i would have to think on it more. _________________ war is not meant to be fought by pressing buttons, but by people dying so we don't repeat mistakes. |
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Milliardo
Number of posts: 811
Location: In the Deep South enjoying Sweet Tea
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES & RIDDLES 23rd November 2007, 07:16 | |
| They are verable answers. |
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Pride
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Number of posts: 763
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES & RIDDLES 26th November 2007, 15:39 | |
| put a quarter in any machine and ask what direction isnt my house in. one will point everywhee one will point to one place |
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Pride
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Number of posts: 763
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| | Subject: Re: JOKES & RIDDLES 26th November 2007, 15:39 | |
| put a quarter in any machine and ask what direction isnt my house in. one will point everywhee one will point to one place |
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